To my
friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and to those who don’t:
As Ben
Franklin said, “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water
there is bacteria.”
In a
number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey
or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So
remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore,
it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of
shit.
There is
no need to thank me for this valuable information, I’m doing it as a public
service!
